"Given my failure to find a publisher, I've never seen the jungle other authors complain about. My voyage is through a desert. And all my bad grammar mistakes in my unedited short stories don't burden me. I let all those typos and a errors drop to the proverbial sand. They stay where they fall, like turds. There is my writing experience - me running around pooping all over a wasteland. It's gotten boring, so now I'm crapping whole words. Come and look!"
Watch your toes and come read Matthew Sawyer''s Horrid Tales of Wister Town!